Have a Good Day

Smile: value to our face
Love: value for our heart
Respect: value to our behaviour
Study: value to our future
Friend: value to our life
Have a good day.

Joke

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

Good Day

Troubles are like washing machine;
They twist, turn and knock us around;
But in the end we come out brighter than before...
Have a nice day!

joke

Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)

Are You Free Sunday Evening???

Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!

Boss: Good Then.....

Come Early To Office On Monday Morning!!!

$100000

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned
$100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Win an iphone

Win An iphone,
A CAR,
0r
A HOUSE In DUBAI...
Use A Sharp 0bject To
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Please Do This Now. . . =P =D 

joke

Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!

Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!

funny Joke

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You're suchmaterialistic.
You even haven't notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

Joke

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

funny interview

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

funny Joke

A: What is the name of your car?

B: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
A: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

joke

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


5


6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

joke

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

.

.

.

.

.

Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

joke

Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
.
** DUST BIN **

fun

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 

Funny Joke

What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

funny Joke

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness