joke

Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)

Are You Free Sunday Evening???

Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!

Boss: Good Then.....

Come Early To Office On Monday Morning!!!

$100000


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned
$100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Win an iphone


Win An iphone,
A CAR,
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A HOUSE In DUBAI...
Use A Sharp 0bject To
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Please Do This Now. . . =P =D 

joke


Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!

Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!

funny Joke


A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You're suchmaterialistic.
You even haven't notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

Joke


Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

funny interview


In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

funny Joke


A: What is the name of your car?
B: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
A: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..